New Definitions...

.:: DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.

.:: BOSS
Who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

.:: TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

.:: ATOM BOMB
An invention to end all inventions.

.:: RUMOR
News that travels more than the speed of sound.

.:: CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but do not read.

.:: DICTIONARY
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

.:: MARRIAGE
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

.:: FATHER
A banker provided by nature.

.:: POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

.:: SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

.:: OPTIMIST
A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

.:: DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

.:: ETC
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

.:: OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

.:: COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.